orcas:

"want to come over"

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"we have food"

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kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

lakinnicoles:

God Bless the USA

lakinnicoles:

God Bless the USA

tastefullyoffensive:

[terribletiming]

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

funeralformyfat:

Tofu is the new @lornajaneactive IT girl 8) lol she will be with me again Thursdays class @ 5:30 aww! #funeralformyfat @lornajaneseattle

funeralformyfat:

Tofu is the new @lornajaneactive IT girl 8) lol she will be with me again Thursdays class @ 5:30 aww! #funeralformyfat @lornajaneseattle

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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