rockinglittlebookworm:

piercing-whore:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

aphrodit3:

officialfrenchtoast:

when ur talking to ur crush & your bestfriend keeps bringing up embarrassing stories about you

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annesolor will-twerk-for-bacon lol

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains